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Vermin Supreme Demands a Recount.
Republican candidate for president Vermin Supreme joined the chorus of candidates
calling for a recount of the New Hampshire Primary vote, today.
On election night, Mr. Supreme encountered by chance, two hand ballot counters from the New Hampshire town of Lyndeborough. Upon learning of Mr. Supreme's identity, the election workers excitedly told him that they were a witness to Mr. Supreme receiving one vote in Lyndeborough. The official town and state vote tallies make no mention of this missing vote.
“These women were not joking, they appeared quite sincere. They didn’t claim dozens or hundreds of votes. No, they claimed one vote for me in their town, a number that is plausible, and consistent with voting patterns around the state. How many other votes of mine may have turned up missing‚ due to “irregularities”
"I would have to guess up to five. The real question is how and why something like this could happen. By 'irregularities' I mean some person or persons unknown, simply discarding a paper ballot with my name on it. If true it is an outrage, and an affront to my candidacy, not to mention an indication of greater vote diddling" said Mr. Supreme.
The Vermin Supreme Campaign is asking the Secretary of State, Bill Gardner and the Office of Elections to investigate.


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